Secret (ok not so secret now) confession: I've always thought dreadlocks were dirty. In high school, one of my friends had them. He had such lovely thick curly hair. I on the other hand, have fine, stick straight hair. I always wondered why he would want dreads when his hair was so wonderful. Dreads look unkempt, dirty and unsanitary. I don't think I'll ever care for them.
I know quite a few women who tie their self worth to their hair. I really don't claim to understand that. I suppose in high school I allowed my hair to dictate my mood and worth. That was eons ago. EONS. I was so much different back then.
One of my favortie hair subjects is the Flammable Wall of Bangs. I perfected my FWB in high school. Oh there were the girls with super high bangs but theirs always had holes. Sometimes the bangs just stopped. My FWB continued with a carefully crafted reverse ski slope down toward the back of my skull. I used the only type of hair spray allowed in this competition; Aqua Net. My personal favorite was the pink can. Sometimes I used the white can.
Another favorite: the mullet. party in the back, business up front.
Need I say more?
Scary thought: Some people still have mullets and think they are fashionable.
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